Combustion
Ingredients, all of which can, or should, be stolen:
Envelopes
Paperback Book
Toilet Paper
Spinach
Dried Mint
Dried Oregano
Tea Bags
Cotton Balls
Lighter or Matches
Following the tremendous success of how to make wine in prison, here’s another handy tip for detainees.
The results, we’re assured, are “not completely awful.”
Teabags and spinach I can cope with. But I draw the line at smoking toilet paper.
Even quilted?
Anna,
“Many prefer to use toilet paper, which is easy to obtain, easy to roll and extremely quick burning. Try to find a nice double- or triple-ply, if you can, and **avoid using quilted or ribbed papers,** which may be harder for newcomers to roll. While using toilet paper is the simplest method, the end result is also the least desirable, looking like some cigarillo/tampon hybrid that’s hard to take a big pull off of.”
Heh. I’ll roll mine with pages from an old sci-fi novel then. That’s hardcore baby.
I wonder if Popeye ever tried this.
That might explain the squint and the alarming deformity of his forearms.