Readers may recall previous posts on Jeff Han’s impressive multi-touch interfaces. Today Microsoft unveils a new toy.
More at Popular Mechanics and ZDNet. Art world please take note.
Related Posts
Blog Preservation Fund
Recent Comments
SEARCH
Archives
Interesting Sites
Categories
- Academia
- Agonies of the Left
- AI
- And Then It Caught Fire
- Anthropology
- Architecture
- Armed Forces
- Art
- Auto-Erotic Radicalism
- Basking
- Bees
- Behold My Massive Breasts
- Behold My Massive Lobes
- Beware the Brown Rain
- Big Hooped Earrings
- Bionic Lingerie
- Blogs
- Books
- Bra Drama
- Bra Hygiene
- Cannabis
- Classic Sentences
- Collective Toilet Management
- Comics
- Culture
- Current Affairs
- Dating Decisions
- Dental Hygiene's Racial Subtext
- Department of Irony
- Dickensian Woes
- Did You Not See My Earrings?
- Emotional Support Guinea Pigs
- Emotional Support Water Bottles
- Engineering
- Ephemera
- Erotic Pottery
- Farmyard Erotica
- Feats
- Feminist Comedy
- Feminist Dating
- Feminist Fun Times
- Feminist Poetry Slam
- Feminist Pornography
- Feminist Snow Ploughing
- Feminist Witchcraft
- Film
- Food and Drink
- Free-For-All
- Games
- Gardening's Racial Subtext
- Gentrification
- Giant Vaginas
- Great Hustles of Our Time
- Greatest Hits
- Hair
- His Pretty Nails
- History
- Housekeeping
- Hubris Meets Nemesis
- Ideas
- If You Build It
- Imagination Must Be Punished
- Inadequate Towels
- Indignant Replies
- Interviews
- Intimate Waxing
- Juxtapositions
- Media
- Mischief
- Modern Savagery
- Music
- Not Often Seen
- Oppressive Towels
- Parenting
- Policing
- Political Nipples
- Politics
- Postmodernism
- Pregnancy
- Presidential Genitals
- Problematic Acceptance
- Problematic Baby Bouncing
- Problematic Bookshelves
- Problematic Bra Marketing
- Problematic Checkout Assistants
- Problematic Civility
- Problematic Cleaning
- Problematic Competence
- Problematic Crosswords
- Problematic Cycling
- Problematic Fairness
- Problematic Fitness
- Problematic Furniture
- Problematic Monkeys
- Problematic Motion
- Problematic Neighbourliness
- Problematic Parties
- Problematic Pasta
- Problematic Plumbers
- Problematic Punctuality
- Problematic Questions
- Problematic Toilets
- Problematic Walking
- Problematic Wedding Photos
- Pronouns Or Else
- Psychodrama
- Radical Bowel Movements
- Radical Bra Abandonment
- Radical Dirt Relocation
- Reheated
- Religion
- Reversed GIFs
- Science
- Shakedowns
- Some Fraction Of A Sausage
- Sports
- Stalking Mishaps
- Student Narcolepsy
- Suburban Polygamist Ninjas
- Technology
- Television
- The Deep Wisdom of Celebrities
- The Genitals Of Tomorrow
- The Gods, They Mock Us
- The Great Outdoors
- The Politics of Buttocks
- The Thrill of Friction
- The Thrill of Garbage
- The Thrill Of Glitter
- The Thrill of Hand Dryers
- The Thrill of Medicine
- The Thrill Of Powdered Cheese
- The Thrill Of Seating
- The Thrill Of Shopping
- The Thrill Of Toes
- The Thrill Of Unemployment
- The Thrill of Wind
- The Thrill Of Woke Retailing
- The Thrill of Yarn
- The Year That Was
- Those Lying Bastards
- Those Poor Darling Armed Robbers
- Those Poor Darling Burglars
- Those Poor Darling Carjackers
- Those Poor Darling Fare Dodgers
- Those Poor Darling Looters
- Those Poor Darling Muggers
- Those Poor Darling Paedophiles
- Those Poor Darling Sex Offenders
- Those Poor Darling Shoplifters
- Those Poor Darling Stabby Types
- Those Poor Darling Thieves
- Tomorrow’s Products Today
- Toys
- Travel
- Tree Licking
- TV
- Uncategorized
- Wigs
- You Can't Afford My Radical Life
When it crashes do you have to take all the coffee mugs off the table and them put them back on again?
Hm. Beer mats and coasters might be a problem too. Still, it should make splitting the bill less of a farce.
Great. Something new and exciting for the Microtards to ruin.
That’s the spirit.
Have these people not seen Star Trek? Voice control is the future.
“Computer: Find free porn.”
Ah, 24th century porn. That would explain the whole “Captain’s ready room” thing.
That’s why they wear tight Lycra in the future.
You can easily spot a porn downloading ensigns “ardour”
I fear the tone is slipping fast.
The Holodeck raised some interesting possibilities. Well, interesting if – like me – you ever found yourself wondering about the sex lives of 24th century starfleet officers.
This thread is now officially teetering on the brink. It’s teetering, I tell you.
Well, if you insist on talking about touchscreen computers you can’t complain when the subject turns to the possibility of sex with holograms.
It was inevitable.
I didn’t realise the kind of riff-raff this place would attract. I was under the – apparently mistaken – impression that this was a classy joint. I suppose that’s what I get for pitching my site on an ancient Indian burial ground.
mmmm, sexy holograms. If only, eh? Well, multi-touch sreens are a step in the right direction, if they could only multi-touch back… Before I lower the bar much further, beware the native claims to their sacred ground David. They will surely occupy this place and start selling cheap cigarettes sooner or later.
Fear not, Brendan. This may have been hallowed ground, but as you know I’ve tremendous respect for the cultural and religious practices of every human soul. [ cough ] No, really, I do.
“if they could only multi-touch back…”
It’s something that’s been suggest before, isn’t it? Or did I dream mention of body suits and, um… attachments, a few years back?
Although the idea of inserting delicate parts of my anatomy into an electrical device is a slightly worrying one.
Microsoft Unveils New Toy – ‘Surface Computing’
David Thompson has a video up on Microsoft’s newest toy. Intelligent surfaces? Too wierd for me….