Damned If You Do
Being a “queer feminist poet” schooled in “critical race theory,” Ms Alison Whittaker is, of course, unhappy:
We’re in the midst of a renaissance in First Nations literature. I should be elated… So why do I feel this restlessness?
Appearing as a headline guest at Australia’s recent Stella Prize longlist party, “a celebration of women’s writing,” Ms Whittaker felt a need to air her “itching discontent” and “confront” the “majority white audience” for the sin of pretentious enthusiasm – namely, their enthusiasm for works by people such as herself:
I talked about the “endless, patronising praise” I got from white audiences, and how I salve it with the frank reading of Indigenous women who “do you the dignity of taking you seriously.”
Fun night. We must do this again.
We’re told that being a “coloured” or “Indigenous” writer is fraught with “structural oppression,” on account of being “marginalised” – as when being invited to literary award parties and then swooned over by pretentious pale-skinned lefties. “Whiteness” and “white men” are particular burdens to Ms Whittaker and her peers, whose suffering – their “collective plight” – is seemingly endless and endlessly fascinating, at least among those for whom such woes are currency. As Ms Whittaker’s world is one of practised self-involvement, her point is at times unobvious. However, our unhappy poet appears to be annoyed both by “underwhelming responses” to her own writing and by insufficiently convincing displays of approval. All that “endless patronising praise.”
At which point, the words high maintenance spring to mind.
Having bemoaned the “culture of infantilisation that meets our work,” Ms Whittaker promptly makes demands regarding which races of humankind would be suited to review said work, as if the ability to tell how bad a play or poem is were dependent on one’s physiognomy and melanin levels. Other peeves include a “hollow white anxiety about a Blak literary golden age.” The term Blak is seemingly steeped in significance and deployed repeatedly, yet pointedly unexplained, and the “hollow white anxiety” about which we’re expected to care is similarly mysterious. And while Ms Whittaker’s disdain for “white reviews” and the “mostly white Stella longlist audience” is pretty obvious, the largely melanin-deficient readership of the Guardian, in which her irritations are aired, passes without comment.
Instead, we’re told,
Blak literature is in a golden age. Our white audiences, who are majorities in both literary industry and buying power, are deep in an unseen crisis of how to deal with it. It’s taboo for us to acknowledge this crisis; instead Blak writers are expected to meekly show gratitude for the small white gestures that get us onto the page or stage where we belong.
Readers who were unaware of any such “crisis” – perhaps on account of having negligible interest in racially-fixated feminist poetry and overwrought essays on “Aboriginality and queerness” – should note that the upheaval in question “permeates the whole industry” of niche literature:
White audiences move quickly between what they do publicly and what they do privately. Their response becomes its own performance, where reading Blak literature or watching a Blak play makes a good reconciliatory act. White middle-class readers, not all of them but enough, love to touch us and heap praise on us when someone’s watching. Without invitation, they grasp our arms at writers’ festivals. They tell us about their Aboriginal friends or how much they hated the latest racist gaffe,
In short, when white lefties enthuse, or feign enthusiasm, it’s all very tiresome.
Well, such is the world of identity politics and playing Browner Than Thou. And if you base your written output and literary persona, and your claim of artistic importance, on being Brown And Therefore Fascinating™ – or as Ms Whittaker puts it, “Blak literature” by “Indigenous creatives” – this will happen. To complain about pretension – “white fawning” – while in the very same paragraph demanding race-fixated, self-agonised appraisals – “criticism that is responsible for the race of its giver” – is incoherent and faintly ludicrous. To bemoan woke piety as insincere and unsatisfying, which it is by definition, while simultaneously milking it for all it’s worth and encouraging those same pretensions, is unlikely to evoke much in the way of sympathy. At least not sympathy that’s sincere.
Via Franklin, who adds, “One rather detects an effort to remain in a permanent state of grievance.”
In terms of psychology, somewhat related.
So if I have this straight, yte ignores your “literature” you are oppressed, &c. &c., but if yte purports to like your screeds and doggerel, that is likewise oppressing &c., &c. That is some catch, that Catch 22. The good news is that if Miss Whittaker has an “itching discontent” there are many fine products, some over the counter, that will take care of that and maybe some of her angst.
To show your sincere support of the writer do not buy her books. And whatever may happen, do not praise her. She will resent being shunned by the white patriarchy, which is precisely what she was aiming for.
…her point is at times unobvious.
In the way that a black hole has a sizable mass.
It’s taboo for us to acknowledge this crisis;
I didn’t know there was a crisis in woke poetry. Must be those taboos.
No wait. I just don’t give a f*ck.
No wait. I just don’t give a f*ck.
Heh. But… but… she’s brown, and feminist, and therefore fascinating. Apparently.
In the way that a black hole has a sizable mass.
It occurs to me that Ms Whittaker’s circuitous train of thought may be related to the fact that, when stated clearly, her conceits are not entirely suggestive of intellectual talent or a charming personality.
…her conceits are not entirely suggestive of intellectual talent or a charming personality.
Which one might put aside if the poems were more inspiring. As you might guess, they have the odor of graduate school on them.
I won’t link. You’ll find them if you’re meant to.
she’s brown, and feminist,….
Feminist, surely.
Brown, she ain’t.
Google image her. She’s whiter’n a snow storm in the arctic….
Brown, she ain’t.
Judging by her article, her poems, and her Twitter feed, I think we can assume that Ms Whittaker is ideologically brown.
Which is apparently the most pious form of brownness there is.
So she identifies as “Blak”?
“our unhappy poet”
But… but… aren’t they all? Isn’t the point of poetry to wallow in woe? If they wrote happy rhymes they might get work on pop songs, or better still on children’s TV. But ‘anthologies’ and the like tend towards the gloomy and the despairing.
(Offended poets who subscribe to this feed may reply here, preferably in iambic pentameter)
“Blak”
What the fuk?
Blakwork Indeed. It takes a bit of brain work for a white person to transition to black.
I recently struggled through Saturday Night and Sunday Morning. It’s a boring, squalid book – lathe shavings, ale-perfumed vomit, the antihero sleeping with his workmate’s fat wife, all of it in phonetic dialectical spellings – but it has a historical interest, including that literary luvvies in the late 1950s praised it as breath of fresh air, an authentic outsider voice, a bracing blast of anger from the classes that up to then had been patronized by chirpy stereotypes.
So she’s competing for the prizes in the kitchen sink literature market, or whatever the Aboriginal equivalent is – maybe they don’t have kitchen sinks (washing stone literature?), or maybe they do have kitchen sinks, and can write about being alienated and deracinated by such wypipo infrastructure. Some authentic-outsider-voice literature (like Saturday Night…) can sell very well if it’s marketed properly, but the spoils are mostly in terms of fawning interviews from the BBC, cosy artist-in-residence gigs in universities, and maybe one day a Nobel Prize.
But back to stuff that’s worth reading … I’m currently going through Anthony Powell’s 12 book series, A Dance to the Music of Time, which I had thought would be too highfalutin’ to be any fun to read, but turns out to be a breath of fresh air. There’s something to be said for these upper class white guys, their cool detachment, and their precision of language.
“Blak”, queer, indigenous, feminist, nothing like a good dose of intersectionality.
“The term Blak is seemingly steeped in significance and deployed repeatedly, yet pointedly unexplained…”
– Well, if you need it explained to you! Philistine…
Ms Whittaker tells us that what she wants is honesty and a “frank reading” of her work. And yet it’s hard to imagine any actual frankness being wholeheartedly welcomed. Say,
Or something to that effect.
– So I thought I’d take the time out from my busy day of surfing teh interwebz and goofing-off, to explain the term “Blak” to you. No – don’t thank me – I’ll get an incurably swollen head. { – thinks: “It might be a good look for me…” – }
“Blak” means nothing, nothing at all; it’s simple, racist exclusivity. If you are of her “set”, you of course perfectly KNOW what she means – if you’re not of her “set”, you’re beneath her contempt anyways and she could care less if you profess not to understand something so obvious; give her money and shut up.
– And whatever you do, don’t applaud her. ‘Specially if you’re white. She hates that.
I just googled a picture of our tormented artist. Why are angry queer feminist poets always so fat? is there so feminist rule against looking after yourself?
“We’re in the midst of a renaissance in First Nations literature.” In order for there to be a renaissance, shouldn’t there have be a “naissance”? And as for “endless, patronizing praise” believe me, you’re safe from it here!
“Blak” means nothing, nothing at all; it’s simple, racist exclusivity.
“Blak” means I’m clearly not “Black” and may find myself in an intersectional pickle if I claim to be, so I’ll call myself “Blak” and that should keep the dupes quiet.
The last words belong to Dean Wormer, “Fat and ‘Blak’ is no way to go through life son.”
“Blak”
What the fuk?
An unsuccessful coffee-flavored soft drink. 😀
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Coca-Cola_Bl%C4%81K
So if I have this straight, yte ignores your “literature” you are oppressed, &c. &c., but if yte purports to like your screeds and doggerel, that is likewise oppressing &c., &c.
Well, it’s a bit rich for Ms Whittaker to complain at length about being seen as one of the, as it were, Token Ethnics at literary self-congratulation parties, and to complain about how pretentious and insincere such events are, while pointedly cultivating all of the leverage and privileges of the Token Ethnic role and its theatre of victimhood, which presuppose pretension and insincerity, and while demanding indulgence on grounds of some “Blak” authenticity. As if not being white, or not being entirely white, were in and of itself some sort of credential and a basis for applause.
To choose to play the game of woke piety – and to then complain about what that entails, as if it hadn’t been obvious all along, and hadn’t been eagerly cultivated – isn’t so much tragedy as farce.
Our white audiences, who are majorities in both literary industry and buying power, are deep in an unseen crisis of how to deal with it.
Shorter Whittaker: “White people are shitty people for not buying my books about what shitty people they are.” This is an evergreen complaint.
pst314’s comment reminds me that this image has been posted here before.

I duckduck’d “Alison Whittaker” and came up with a lot of perfectly normal folks. Duckduck’d “ Alison Whittaker blak” and there she was.
PiperPaul: a classic cartoon.
Further reading revealed she is (at least part) Gamilaray, an aboriginal tribe, and one famous member of same is a carrot-topped paleface.
https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Gamilaraay
I’m guessing there’s a lot of interbreeding with white Australians, so, depending on tribal membership requirements, she may be what she says she is. Or she may be Gamilaray like I’m Cherokee (one relative somewhere).
People like this who substitute tribal membership for marketable skills ought to be required to produce evidence of tribal membership before the check is handed over. I do not include American Elizabeth Warren (“Fauxcahontas”) in this group as she has written at least one worthwhile book, has a number of good ideas about how to deal with rapacious businesses, and seems to have been born knowing how to work The System. She successfully worked the Fauxcahontas scam when she was quite young. This is exactly the kind of devious mind the peasantry needs on ITS side for a change.
Oh geez … WTH did I just read?
And her alleged poems? As if doing right justified printing is some avant-garde blocking no one ever indulged in? At least Rod McKuen’s books were readable and enjoyable.
What a preening, no-talent racist is our little Ali.
and the Stella is some prize.
IOW, a self-important circle-jerk for writers unable to write marketable works.
I’ll pass.
I just googled a picture of our tormented artist. Why are angry queer feminist poets always so fat?
It’s cause and effect. The real question is which is the cause, and which is the effect.
Do fat, angry women gravitate towards lesbianism? Or does lesbianism make women angry and fat?
I expect that “and” is also an strong possibility.
Now, here’s some art.
I like it!
This is exactly the kind of devious mind the peasantry needs on ITS side for a change.
But the peasantry isn’t getting that sort of mind ‘on their side.’ That sort of devious mind – Elizabeth Warren’s, in the instance cited – is and always has been on its own side. Fauxcahontas, like all prominent leftists, gives precisely zero fucks about either the marginalized group they claim to be a member of, or the marginalized group on whose behalf they claim to act. Liz Warren got a successful legal and then political career by claiming to have Cherokee cheekbones* – what did the Cherokee (or any other identitarians) get from Liz Warren?
* band name
Now, here’s some art.
But is it ironic?
Ah, but Fauxcahontas can come out ahead by being on our side, seeing how the field’s wide open. And I think she’s smart and devious enough to figure that out. Trump, or his campaign managers, figured out the same thing, but the Second Estate united against him. They cannot, at least not as effectively, unite against her because she is a female Democrat.
(The Brits are probably lost.)
For readers unfamiliar with the pernicious, morally blunting hokum that is “critical race theory,” or “critical race studies,” here’s a brief introduction to it. This, then, is Ms Whittaker’s realm of scholarly expertise.
Really?
Happy St Pat’s Day! Begorra and may the saints add preservatives to ye!☘️
Here in Upper Pogonippia, big, fat, lovely Christmas snowflakes are falling.
No wonder my Xmas cactus is confused.
“… she has written at least one worthwhile book…”
– That would be the cookbook based-on her Native American heritage, that she named “Pow Wow Chow”, and whose recipes she plagiarized from famous chefs everywhere?
http://www.chicksonright.com/blog/2018/10/16/elizabeth-warrens-pow-wow-chow-cherokee-recipes-are-word-for-word-copies/
Admit nothing, apologize for nothing. Perfect.
Hadn’t heard about the Faux Cookbook. I was referring to “The Two Income Trap,” which was about the unholy alliance between feminism and predatory capitalism.
Our Christmas flakes have turned to more typical March rain. I hope the cactus noticed and adjusted itself accordingly.
And I think she’s smart and devious enough to figure that out.
She isn’t a good enough actress to pull it off, given the beer drinking fiasco. She would also have to pull another policy 180, which a few people might notice.
Isn’t the point of poetry to wallow in woe?
I was going to mention Robert Service as a rebuttal, but then I read some of his poems with which I was previously unfamiliar. “The Twins” and “It is later than you think” do their share of wallowing:-(.
If people want to wallow in their psychological pathologies that’s their business, but why do we have to subsidize it?
Richard Cranium: I doubt it, no one noticed Obama’s. I think most Americans expect their politicians to be flagrant liars these days.
David: Barbarous, isn’t it? It’s one thing for the 2nd Estate to be corrupt, venal, and brutal. Mankind sort of expects that. But when they all go quite mad… The question, one of crucial importance, becomes How do we keep them from dragging us down with them?
If it gets really bad here, we’ll head for Mexico, where I speak the language and where the 2nd Estate is corrupt, venal, and brutal in a way I understand and can work around.
Speaking of Spanish speakers, one of these days a (Democrat) 2nd Estater will run into the awkward fact that Brown People Who Speak Spanish are not a monolithic group just itching to get Woke. For one thing, Mexicans and black Americans are two groups who do not get along and are just as happy to avoid each other. When one group starts moving into an area, the other one starts moving out.
And then there’s this.
https://www.heraldsun.com.au/blogs/andrew-bolt/racist-critic-failed-to-laugh-at-a-bad-play/news-story/879d75204d5d75eee83552668e3e2454
There … that should wipe the slate clean – be a good chap, and re-open my tab, would you?
So, what’s new around h- … [ spots date and timeline ] … my that is somewhat on tart side(!)
Still, a bit of sharpness keeps the senses keen.
There … that should wipe the slate clean – be a good chap, and re-open my tab, would you?
[ Checks tip jar. Thumbs catalogue of furs and diadems. ]
Bless you, sir. May your socks emerge from the dryer evenly dehydrated and not perceptibly damp around the tops, due to someone, whose name will not be mentioned, failing to unroll them before hurling them in the dryer.
Titania McGrath isn’t as silly.
Re: Coca-Cola Blak.
I actually liked it. I still add a bit of espresso to cola, now and then.
I suspect that if she were to receive no patronizing praise, she would receive no praise at all. I also suspect that on some level is she is aware of it.
The bitching is shit-test to reassure herself that her flatterers are still willing to flatter. As usual, the left follows the same rules as a dysfunctional relationship. It is what it is.