Is Your Bacon Sandwich Oppressing Women?
And so, breathless with anticipation, we return to the pages of Everyday Feminism, where questions of cosmic import are chewed over, and where Celia Edell, a self-described “24-year-old feminist philosopher interested in social justice,” shares the many things learned by her over many, many years. The great and pressing issues that weigh upon her mind:
Does feminism require vegetarianism? This is something I am asked about often.
Often. Because,
Vegetarians and vegans sometimes go around telling meat-eaters whether their eating habits are consistent with their feminist beliefs.
Imagine the parties. The time must fly.
The main argument you will likely hear in favour of feminist vegetarianism is that of linked oppression. Basically the idea is that women are consistently objectified in a morally problematic way that is very similar to the way animals are objectified.
You see, great feminist thinkers have insisted that “female animals are particularly oppressed” because “we consume animal products which must come from female bodies (i.e., milk and eggs)” and “this can be understood as a type of male domination of female bodies.” And so, obviously,
Many feminist theorists have therefore recommended that refraining from consuming animals and their products is a necessary step toward undercutting patriarchal power. It will not only benefit non-human animals, but also work to undermine the entire system [that] disadvantages women.
The mechanism here is, unsurprisingly, somewhat unclear. Possibly because enthusiasts of truck stop bacon butties rarely give much weight to the ponderings of “feminist theorists.” Even theorists who imagine that a liking for bacon or steak, or even the humble cheese sandwich, reinforces “the same system… which positions women as lesser than men.” However, Ms Edell is more temperate in her views, because,
Animals and women are exploited quite differently in the patriarchy.
At which point, readers may wish to imagine a world in which feminist theorists are ascendant, patriarchy has been smashed and rendered unto dust, and womenfolk, being wise and inherently benign, shun the exploitation of animals altogether, living instead on a diet of compassion and self-righteousness. However, it turns out that on a practical level, building a meat-free, dairy-free utopia is fraught with agonising, due to the “many intersecting issues which complicate these decisions”:
Some people cannot eat a vegan or vegetarian diet as it is triggering for their eating disorder.
And worse, there’s the minefield of classism:
Being vegetarian or vegan involves a kind of privilege, and we do not want to make the moral ideal one that can only be accessed by those already privileged in society.
So much fretting, so little time. Sadly, and despite her status as a feminist philosopher, Ms Edell can offer no solution to this thorny conundrum, pressing as it must on the minds of all elevated creatures. As readers will no doubt be distraught, distraction may be found here, where Ms Edell selflessly shares with us her fascinating array of mental health problems, among them, a fear of being revealed as a fraud, as “lacking the intelligence that I’m perceived to have,” and which leaves our Philosopher Queen “unable to internalise” her own “accomplishments.” Numerous and towering as they are. And speaking of accomplishments, those with an interest in hairstyling may wish to browse Ms Edell’s spectrum of thrillingly radical coiffures, which appear to change on a fortnightly basis, thereby reminding the world that a moral titan walks its surface.
Bonus question: “Is meat consumption a heterosexual thing?”
bilbaoboy,
Must admit that I sometimes wonder if David doesn’t make these things up, then I click a link and my faith in him is renewed.
If our generous host DID invent these things as parody, you can be certain they would be much more rational. On the other hand, I still can’t shake the suspicion that “Everyday Feminist” wasn’t created as an elaborate hoax to bait genuinely wackadoodle feminists into post these inanities for the public’s amusement.
Most definitely related:
Good news everyone! Godfrey Elfwick is back on Twitter. 😉
One of the girls with neon colored hair.
Warning signs and labels are the same lurid colors. Not a coincidence I think.
HIDE THE CONTRABAND!
it’s Dave I’ve got the stuff
DAVE’S NOT HERE!
Just saw the Instalanche. Rushed over with more chips.
That cowboy poetry Darleen posted is pretty good stuff.
As a plant (fancier) myself, I prefer to eat plant predators: MEATY MEAT!
Because I lead a sheltered life, I had no idea what “noetisexual” meant. So, I pasted it into Bing.com (to fight the power) and got exactly one hit: everydayfeminism.com.
Because I lead a sheltered life, I had no idea what “noetisexual” meant.
It is not that so much as not being up on the latest in made-up carp. I think it has to do with this buncombe, The Noetic Sciences”, made up by former astronaut Edgar Mitchell who had some sort of alleged insight on the voyage back to earth, which was likely a touch of hypoxia or a bad astronaut ice cream bar.
What are the Noetic Sciences ? Since you asked, “ no•et•ic: From the Greek noēsis / noētikos, meaning inner wisdom, direct knowing, or subjective understanding.”
IOW, made-up carp.
But Wait ! That’s Not All !
So I guess a noetisexual is one who has inarticulate sex, but with a curious sense of authority, whatever the hell that means.
These poor poor children. The internet is forever and one day things may change. Snigger.
Right! Wot’s all this, then?
Science!
Specifically: N = C + {fb (cm) . fb (tc)} + fb (Ts) + fc . ta, where N=force in Newtons required to break the cooked bacon, fb=function of the bacon type, fc=function of the condiment/filling effect, Ts=serving temperature, tc=cooking time, ta=time or duration of application of condiment/filling, cm=cooking method, C=Newtons required to break uncooked bacon.
AceOLanche!
Bring back the contraband! I SAY BRING BACK THE CONTRABAND!
It used to be that insane people were put into asylums. Now, we force them to write columns for newspapers. I’d say we’re not making any progress regarding cruelty toward the insane, but then I guess the columnists get salaries so now I’m not sure.
Can such a person—assuming that a pimple-faced, bulb-nosed excrescence might be in the class of persons—ever get enough attention?
I got a big piece of meat for her…
Sorry. but someone had to say it.
You know you were all thinking it.
🙂
Michón Neal is a minority of minorities: female assigned at birth, mostly black, disabled, genderqueer, aromantic, pansexual, kinky, demisexual, poor, noetisexual, polyamorous, singleish, RA, a survivor, intersex, and left-handed.
Brings to mind this:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FB9DSWxtsgU
Amid all of this compassionate concern about not destroying life… unwanted fetuses are just worthless blobs of matter which can be be sucked-out for any reason and you’re a superstitious, over-sympathetic sop for thinking that an abortion is not morally different from blowing one’s nose or going to the bathroom.
I am very pro-choice, but I find this disconnect to be depressing and darkly humorous.
So I guess a noetisexual is one who has inarticulate sex, but with a curious sense of authority, whatever the hell that means.
It sounds like a consignment of geriatric shoe menders, if you ask me.
All of this, of course, is complicated by the fact that carrot juice is murder.
Celia Edell… holds a B.A. in philosophy from University of Western Ontario and is currently doing her masters degree in philosophy at University of Sheffield in England. Her interests include critical race theory, mental health awareness, and bad made-for-TV movies.
There’s something quite saddening about someone who’s spent a fortune and years of her life on two degrees in philosophy and hasn’t yet realised that “critical race theory” is appalling hokum, a ludicrous con. But then apparently we live in an age when our philosophers take endless selfies and tweet pictures of cats. Strange days.
AceOLanche! Bring back the contraband! I SAY BRING BACK THE CONTRABAND!
The stash won’t stretch that far, goddammit. Someone help me cut it with horse laxative.
http://everydayfeminism.com/2015/04/liking-problematic-media/
Read the transcript, oy vey
no•et•ic: From the Greek noēsis / noētikos, meaning inner wisdom,
So a noetisexual is someone who prefers to masturbate.
Read the transcript, oy vey.
It’s a rambling slurry of begged questions, factual and historical ignorance, an indifference to finding out what the relevant statistics might be, and an eagerness to arrive at predetermined conclusions and lots of virtue signalling regardless of reality and all the things she can’t be bothered to find out. And this woman has paid good money to become a philosopher, an intellectual.
eagerness to arrive at predetermined conclusions and lots of virtue signalling regardless of reality and all the things she can’t be bothered to find out
Well, that’s the way the lions share of philosophers, instructors and such, have been credentialed over the last couple of decades. Why should recent copies of of those bad copies show any improvement? Much of it has been paid for/subsidized by taxpayers. And there’s no end in sight for this nonsense.
Identity politics > logic + facts.
Identity politics > logic + facts.
And once a discipline has been captured by the left and degraded in this way, it’s hard to see how that discipline can ever be restored.
So a noetisexual is someone who prefers to masturbate.
Perhaps, but only if done with truth unplumbed by the discursive intellect and a curious sense of authority.
“Basically the idea is that women are consistently objectified in a morally problematic way that is very similar to the way animals are objectified.”
I have a pinup of a nude pig on my wall.
And once a discipline has been captured by the left and degraded in this way, it’s hard to see how that discipline can ever be restored.
The left is so entrenched in the Educational Establishment it would be the work of decades to reverse it. Michael Gove was on the right lines, but he was demonised by the leftist media and the teaching unions, so much so that he was pushed aside by Cameron.
The entirely arbitrary expectation that 50% of children should go to University has also given a boost to far-left idealogues, as it’s resulted in a proliferation of non-rigorous courses where subjective opinions, rather than hard facts, are the norm.
“Does feminism require vegetarianism?”
I understand where she is coming from. Most beef comes from cows… oh, wait… I get it now.
Farnsworth wrote: “So a noetisexual is someone who prefers to masturbate.
Perhaps, but only if done with truth unplumbed by the discursive intellect and a curious sense of authority.”
I thought the definition would be that you can wank yourself to frazzled crisp providing you don’t get any pleasure from it.
Nice axilla on Our Gal
Meanwhile, in Oklahoma, it’s not so much a university as a pretentious guilt camp. They’re “prompting healthy dialogue” by trying to make white students feel guilty for, and embarrassed by, things that aren’t their fault. One might almost call it a kind of psychological abuse.
“INSTALANCHE!
Hide the contraband! HIDE THE CONTRABAND!”
Hey, if you didn’t want to share, all you had to do was say so.
Well, my wife likes bacon and does shave her armpits. Is this a patriarchy thing I was unaware of?
‘There’s something quite saddening about someone who’s spent a fortune and years of her life on two degrees in philosophy and hasn’t yet realised that “critical race theory” is appalling hokum, a ludicrous con’.
Some people out there just deserve to be ripped off. Because they’re mugs.
Also, Everydayfeminism.com is a spoof, right? I mean, it has to be a giant put-on. Please tell me it’s not for real.
Some people, especially the feminists mentioned in this article, have way too much time on their hands. I don’t feel oppressed by eating a bacon sandwich, especially as buying one helps support our farmers.
Some people out there just deserve to be ripped off. Because they’re mugs.
OK, I know I’m sounding like an annoying broken record here, but it seems like the point is not getting through. Given the payback rate on student “loans” and the tax dollars subsidizing “education”, WE are the mugs.
hasn’t yet realised that “critical race theory” is appalling hokum, a ludicrous con.
Either that or she’s very much In On The Con.
Which, I suspect that she is, given how much she profits from it.
“Being vegetarian or vegan involves a kind of privilege, and we do not want to make the moral ideal one that can only be accessed by those already privileged in society. ”
Silly, don’t they know any true leftist doesn’t care about the poor when there is something “more important” that can help them gain power; control, and crush the poor under ever increasing costs?
If you look at this, next you’ll wonder if driving the price of electricity and transportation out of the range of any except eh upper class is worth trying to prevent a 1 degree increase in average temperature over the next 100 years.
You’re not allowed to ask, or question if only the rich should benefit.
You’re supposed to try to get government access and control so you’re one of the few in power so you don’t lose when you force everyone else to suffer.
IF they haven’t puzzled out this simple step of the process; then I guess education really is going downhill.
Well at least Ben Shapiro gets it…
http://www.mediaite.com/online/university-president-shuts-down-conservative-journalists-speech-citing-free-exchange-of-ideas/
“Good jobs for Philosophers, too!”
— Firesign Theatre
“Any More Rocket Fuel For YOU Hard-hats?”
Don’t know if this has been mentioned here yet, but apparently disagreeing with feminists on twitter now makes you a non-person.
http://theothermccain.com/2016/02/22/freestacy-rsmccain-will-not-be-restored-sextroublebook-suspended/
David, I suggest you watch out.
David, I suggest you watch out.
I don’t have a Twitter account. And I’ve yet to see any evidence that Typepad is inclined to the same partisan behaviour regarding its customers.
Little does the poor child realize that there is nothing a true blue member of the patriarchy enjoys more than ripping the seeds and sex organs from from defenseless female plants that can’t even flee and eating them raw right in front of them as they tremble in fear.
zzzzzzzzzzzzzz LANCHE zzzzz….aahhh…
First, I want those Ace bozos to get in line behind. I (we) was here first.
Second, I want the Contraband Transport Officer on deck RIGHT NOW!
Third, I want a SHRUBBERY! One of those that is a bit lower over there, and higher up here, and surrounded by a little white fence.
(What do you mean There Are No Shrubberies in the contraband? It’s all “controlled substances”? Darn. OK, folks, everybody back on the bus! Back to Glenn’s! If we hurry we can be back in time for the nightly Bourbon!)
Oh boy. Follow the links.
Oh boy. Follow the links.
Oh my. I can’t say Ms Jane’s letter inspires much sympathy. More a kind of… morbid curiosity.
“I have a pinup of a nude pig on my wall.”
So you are the one who bought my Farm Animals are Sexy Too 2016 calendar!!